Friday, August 23, 2002
imagine that. fast and furious boom boom boom guy paired up with resident evil wargh wargh wargh sombie-girl and made this movie the most entertaining in this summer. between them, was no chemistry, just the same old die-hard die-fast but still alive formula.
vin diesel's xXx was good. skin head tatoo muscle uncivilized stunt man gone crazy, touches everything that gets blown up afterwards. jumped over roofs, flew down the bridge, survived in bullet rain, laughed at bomb blasts, cursed in a racing car. surrounding him, were women with intentionally degraded nature. big eyes, big hair, (any inappropiately unproportional body parts u can think of) and a pea brain. blue wire and red wire, sweat and watery eyes. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1s, sea, land, air. fire and water. snow and dust. rain and desert. new gadgets and old cars. sony vaio and motorola phones. foreign culture and pan-americanism. geeks and punks. slow motion and fast forwarded effects. boom bang grrrrrring. guns and fists. cuss words and classy restaurants. den of thieves and party people. good guy and bad guy. save the world and make my day. hero dead and came back to life again. sun and beaches. happy ending. to be continued, let's anticipate for xXx2 or they might call it yYy or xXXx.
now repeat this after me,
uncivilized stunt man gone crazy.
...in an amusing manner.
and as J Dub said
"But I got more than that. This action flick, this piece of testosterone, the insanity, was incredible. Now of course I saw the stupidity of it all. How he magically hits a ramp for his motorbike at precisely the right time, how they instantly figure out how to work high-tech gadgets... but you don't care. It was just too much fun. It was fun watching the stunning former nightclub bouncer make 20 million bucks to do grinds on a serving tray, superman on his dirtbike, and outrun an avalanche on a snowboard."
trapped in the maze of time..3:58 AM